Category Archives: Art

Theo Jansen – Strandbeesten


If you repeat the word ‘wind’ often enough it will start blowing. (Theo Jansen)


I took this photo three years ago when one of the Strandbeesten was on display at Lange Voorhout, one of the oldest streets in the Hague. You can see the linden trees (Tilia) which were planted in the early 16th century.


https://www.strandbeest.com/


On his website, Theo Jansen explains how the Strandbeesten came to be. In short videos he describes the development of the neural system, leg system and waterfeeler system – essential for survival on the beach.


The main component is cheap yellow PVC tubing (around 2,000 to 3,000 metres per animal) with tie clips and empty PET bottles. An animal weighs around 180 kg. Jansen would prefer to use bamboo (more ecological) but this would not survive on the beach.


A diagram shows the evolution and family tree since the ‘Pregluton’ phase of 1989. In the winter Jansen works on developing the next generation which is tested on the beach the following summer. That species of Strandbeest is then declared extinct.

Source: This is The Hague 2026


People pay to be on Scheveningen beach (north of the pier) when Jansen tests the new animal, and the 2026 sessions filled quickly. Here are some videos instead:

Imagine 5 Gallery – Fantastic beasts brought to life by the wind


Jansen gives a brief explanation as a number of Strandbeesten are about to be exhibited in the Kunstmusuem (2022).

‘Coolcation’


The New York Times has just recommended The Hague as a ‘cool’ destination. A contrast with Barcelona and Paris where it’s 40 Celsius. The article praises the ‘cobbled streets’ and ‘picturesque canals’. You can view Girl with a Pearl Earring in the morning, and sip sangria on Scheveningen Beach in the afternoon.


Well, it won’t be cool here: temperatures up to 36 degree Celsius are forecast from today. The Hague is a great travel destination: several outstanding museums of which the Mauritshuis is one. That girl is, however, leaving this Friday. She’s destined for Japan where she’ll be on display in the Nakanoshima Museum in Osaka (21 August – 27 September).


As it may be hot on the beach, let’s head to Voorlinden Museum instead.

Couple under an Umbrella, own photo

Ron Mueck made the work of fibreglass and silicone in 2013. It’s hyper realistic – the veins and hairs are there. The work is exactly twice human dimension. Mueck has also made smaller works. The couple do not represent specific individuals, but they are universal and recognisable.


They don’t have to walk far to take a splash: the famous Swimming Pool installation by Leandro Erlich is just metres away. Originally made for the Venice Biennale of 1999, the installation was then moved to the 21st Century Museum of Contemporary Art, Kanazawa, Japan.


Voorlinden opened 10 years ago and the installation there has the same swimming pool blue, lights and steps. The shimmering water is an illusion. There is 10 cm of water above transparent glass. Visitors can enter the installation by going down steps.

32 Celsius – writing prompt

Only half an hour’s drive away is Katwijk aan Zee, a traditional town with a small fishing port. During the summer vacation, the weekly Tuesday market is extended: crafts people showing and selling their goods, music, or a display of vintage cars.

The council spent money on a large car park hidden below the dunes. Coffee, a walk round the market, lunch on the beach. This year my friend and I chose the Trio of the Sea – smoked salmon, Dutch shrimps and a delicious taco with tuna and wasabi. We favour Het Strand, with glass panels between tables for privacy.

Today, the heat is back. So, I’m posting a cooling prompt from earlier this year. Write on from Everything was frozen

Everything is frozen

The welcomes clatter to the ground.
Those sandwiches, salmon and cucumber;
the cheese scones; even the tiered metal tray
on the once-wooden table. Mary, the absentee
landlady, gasps. Two small vowels fall on the carpet.
Everything so white, so silvery, so creaking on the change.

Tom strokes his beard, that has been soft as a lamb,
cuts his finger and now the miracle of the red blood
turning to icy droplets. If there had been a cat,
it would have chased them around the room.
This is always a sadness – a poem or story without a cat.

The Journal of Imaginary Research


Once, a long time ago, I was an academic psychologist. The Journal of Imaginary Research publishes short works of fiction in the academic genre of the Research Abstract. A poet friend and academic mentioned the journal to me last year.

I was chuffed the editors accepted my piece of imaginary research for issue 11 (2026) which has ‘Shrinkage’ as its theme. There are 58 fascinating abstracts from a range of disciplines. The issue is free to download here.


I also had great fun composing the biography. My alter ego is Dr Melody Rowe.

The impact of childhood belief on adult ability to shrink objects

Photo credit Shutterstock 119440741

Abstract

The Netherlands is one of the most densely populated countries in the world. Its inhabitants are taking up more space (obesity). Tiny houses are becoming more popular. It might be beneficial if other objects could be shrunk too (Bottema, 2020).

Most Dutch adults have experienced seeing white horses during December: St Nikolaas uses a white horse for transport. His horse needs to reduce in size rapidly to descend chimneys and leave presents by the fireplace.

It was hypothesized that adults who lost their belief in St Nikolaas at an early age would either be unable to shrink their hobby horse, or take significantly longer to do so, compared with those who held on to their belief longer. Parameters for ‘early’ and ‘late’ loss were established across gender and age. Participants were allocated to groups accordingly. They were presented with a sequence of visual stimuli (images of white horses in different settings) and then instructed to shrink their hobby horse until it fitted within the confidence interval. In countries where Father Christmas and reindeer are significant seasonal characters, the principle of generalization predicts similar results.

Biography

Dr Melody Rowe is a very cross cultural psychologist with a PhD in the luminosity of liminal and ‘thin’ places. They are the Niobe Professor at the University of Tuonela where they continue to conduct ground-breaking research in the oral transmission of swan songs and the impact of trans-generational inheritance of boundary markers. They are Visiting Professor at the University of the Styx where they oversee post-doctoral research. They have published widely in their chosen field and are the author of the best-selling guide Love or leave a liminal place (Nemo T Press, 2016) which was translated into 14 languages.

Life expectancy begins to fall – guest poet



I’m very pleased to introduce this month’s guest poet Tom Sastry. His collection was published to its usual high standards by Nine Arches Press in 2025. The striking cover ‘Half Full’ is by Tom Denbigh, 2025. It’s a contemporary woodcut of the 1607 Bristol Channel Flood image.


Tom Sastry has published one pamphlet and three collections. Carol Ann Duffy said he “makes friendships and love affairs new and strange” and Hera Lindsay Bird call him “a magician of deadpan”. His poems have appeared in The Guardian and Poetry Review. His latest book is Life Expectancy Begins to Fall is described by Jonathan Edwards as “the most important – and certainly the most entertaining – book about the end of the world I’ve yet found”. Tom himself describes it as the perfect birthday present for someone with a sense of humour about their mortality.


The title poem – a sequence of six titled poems, each consisting of six couplets – is at the core of the book. It is linked to the Covid-19 pandemic and government decisions.


The collection is also a short master class on making titles work:

  • How to tell the apocalypse is happening when you get all your news from Instagram
  • Navigating the Peri-Apocalypse with Radical Self-Care
  • The preserved body of a billionaire slowly defrosts in a devastated world


These are strong poems in a variety of form, length and layout. In among the titled poems are untitled poems of six lines in italics. They create a change of tone and voice. The white space gives the reader a chance to catch their breath. Here is an example:

Everyone loves the end of the world
 
We all hope to enjoy the apocalypse 
from a distance. A good storm 
spares the roof but rattles the glass.  
Children know: destruction is funny, sometimes beautiful.

A distant inferno would enchant your night 
if you saw it from the next coast. 
So much torment is shut away, you might even be comforted 
by a Hell with space for your friends. 

We build great telescopes to watch stars die 
send divers to explore drowned cities, give prizes
for pictures of flaming sinkholes 
or bones bleaching by a dry lake. 

An old man reads of a decade he won’t see 
lethal heat, scarcity of food. 
It aches softly, like a sunset.
A new desert at the edge of town, some murders on the news. 

If the world is broken, let it be final:
a vengeful or careless god
snapping continents like biscuits.

What I fear is a Next Day.
The sweeping up and the reckoning.
The sobriety. The resumption.

As I was preparing this post, Tom wrote to me: ‘You can be pessimistic about the drift of world-historical events and still hopeful about human nature and human connection. You can be hopeful about what might happen next week or about the reception of your friend’s new book.  There’s no link between optimism and virtue or between pessimism and cynicism. So that’s really the moral centre of the book – the belief that an age of pessimism doesn’t condemn us to live mean lives. We can live well as pessimists.’

Three more poems from this collection described as ‘part-elegy and part-satire’.

Nothing to do but play cards

If it’s too late to start cathedrals
or trust in a forty-year pension plan

too soon
to snatch the thing to hand
in the name of survival

if we’re too honest
for self-sufficiency
or heroism

and our giddy hours don’t come

if the deed
in our small reach
has no resounding name

let’s call it with our silence
let’s shuffle it again.

Hope buys an absurdly expensive woodland burial plot

She is excited to be rendered
by fungi into tree-food. I feel a sharp
sadness when she says it. I check
it was not an urgent purchase
then ask questions. I learn
the particulars of the site and the price
smile at her joyous cycle of life
and secretly, inwardly
devour it with my scorn.
Life is a guzzling machine
forever eating itself.
Hope – your people need you.
Don’t give up on us.

An increasing incidence of extreme weather events

We watched the charts all week
as the old hurricane’s great lash
curled back across the ocean, not weakening
until we saw Bristol in its path.

The police told us to leave
for the nowhere we had to go
in the nothing we had to get there.
They would take the gloves off for looters.

Abandoned people are always crazy
like a fool who squares up to a storm.
Crazy like us, on the roofs of Easton
waving at the news helicopter

as the studio repeats the warnings
we were apparently ignoring
when we walked onto the M32
in a world already shaking and tearing

for a woman desperate to pass her child
into the mystery of a stranger’s car
which was crammed to the corners
with the old necessities of home.

Panorama Mesdag – favourite museum

Panorama Mesdag, Scheveningen village with The Hague in background. Credit: T Duijndam.

Recently two friends were over from the UK – a Seville reunion. They stayed at Scheveningen, minutes from the beach and boulevard. It was mostly sunny. I pointed out some sights: the red lighthouse, the building with the green shutters, and Seinpostduin – the high dune on which the painter Hendrik Mesdag sat in 1880 to make the preliminary sketches for the commission he’d received for a 360-degree painting.

At one time there were many panoramas. They were expensive to maintain and once photography and film were available, people’s interest declined and most were demolished.

Panorama Mesdag, The Hague (1881) is the world’s oldest surviving panorama in its original location. The painting is over 14m high, has a diameter of 40m and the circumference is 120m2. That makes it the largest painting in the Netherlands.

Scheveningen was then an independent fishing village with its own clothing and dialect. There were about 500 houses and people lived from herring fishing.

When he got the commission, Mesdag was already well-known for his seascapes. Several of these are shown at the Panorama. He wanted the sky to look as though it was the weather on one single day. He made many sketches, also of the houses which were transferred to canvas using a grid. The original glass cylinder in which he sat is shown at Panorama Mesdag.

The Panorama commission was a massive job and Mesdag was fortunate to be able to put a team together: his wife Sientje Mesdag-van Houten who was an established painter in her own right, Théophile de Bock who painted the sky and dunes with broad brush strokes, Bernard Blommers, and George Hendrik Breitner who specialised in painting horses. Mesdag himself focused on the sea and the flat-bottomed boats on the beach.

It took them four months to complete the work. Instead of a signature, Mesdag painted Sientje. She sits on the beach painting under a white parasol. Panorama Mesdag opened on 1 August 1881.

It’s an astonishing experience – come up the wooden staircase and suddenly you stand on the viewing platform: scenery all around you. There is so much rich detail: dozens of boats, horses pulling in the boats, cavalry horses, the sky, the women out with their washing, bathers, the steam train on its way from The Hague, birds.

Because of the glass roof, the weather changes as you are there, and the illusion is complete because the platform is surrounded by real sand with objects on it. You are standing on Seinpostduin, more than 140 years ago.

My thanks to David Cooke, Editor of The High Window, where this poem first appeared.

Panorama Mesdag

Invisible skylights let through the light.
Just as I arrive upstairs, the sun comes out
across the busy beach I know so well.

All those horses. In two neat columns,
the cavalry on exercise, heading south.
Other horses pull the flat-bottomed boats
onto the sand. Fish is being sold straight
from the boats. Women are repairing nets.

Mesdag’s wife has been included.
I know where to look for Sientje, painting
in a folding chair, striped sunshade.

Am I hallucinating the sound of gulls?
I see the seams in the canvas, and I don’t care.
As I go round the wooden platform, here
is the washing laid out on the grass,
a plume of smoke, the empty clog.

Interior with a Table – competition success

My poem Interior with a Table has been awarded equal Fourth Prize in the 2026 Kent & Sussex 2026 Open Poetry Competition. I was delighted, especially as the competition was judged by Mimi Khalvati. She describes the poem as a ‘sensitive example of ekphrastic poetry’. You can read her Judge’s Report here.


The poem was inspired by the 2021 painting of the same title by Vanessa Bell. The date put me in mind of WWI which enters the frame.

You can read the poem here.


Congratulations to the other winners. Most of their poems are already on the website. Jonathan Edwards was awarded the First Prize. His lovely poem My Father Sits his Driving Test’ will appear shortly.

Sublime Lungs – guest poet

It is a great pleasure introducing guest poet Kate Noakes. The four poems are from her new collection Sublime Lungs, published this month by Two Rivers Press.

Carrie Etter writes ‘With each successive poem, Sublime Lungs expands the scope of how this condition affects one’s experience of the world in poems by turns witty and moving.’

You can find Kate’s biography after the poems. On her website you can also find details of future launches in the UK. The online launch is 24 April.

At a lecture on the lungs

Saying they look like cauliflower
is troublesome. I don’t much like it.
Can’t you imagine some other vegetable
for me to care about?

Describing particulate-caused cell change
as columnar to cobblestone won’t do it either.
These are impossible to traverse in heels
and I’ve broken so many stilettos.

Nor does learning of mucus-producing cells,
on the increase and ready for infection,
given this conjures fat black slugs
smearing themselves around in my chest

and in the coastal redwood fog forests,
banana slugs are choking me.

Bronchospasm, barotrauma, embolism

Is it worth it to see anemones
flowering deep, and multi-coloured fish
which never appear to the snorkeler?

Shall I risk it for sea pens and being dyed
by an octopus shooting to her cave
in an ink cloud?

What chances with vicious
silver barracuda and the inevitable
circling sharks?

Enough of purple jelly blobs
faceting rock pools, or their pink selves
unfurled between the tides.

Masked and wet-suited
on the side of a boat
with an artificial lung

a tank of air that will take me, where?
Heaven or hell. Slowly,
cautiously, let me live to tell.

Kent marsh frogs

Oat gold grass, swathes of rush in purple-brown,
the Oare marshes stretch to the horizon.
Mercurial tides leave a slice of silver water
isolating us from the Isle of Sheppey.

Clouds are quickening and the late summer wind
seeds my eyes – a second wave.
Half-blind with redness, I almost miss
the brackish pond with the largest of frogs

– dinner plates are no exaggeration –
and as for the ring-necked grass snakes
waiting in the surface weeds, I watch their vigil
through hay-fever tears.

A snake lunges. And again. The frog
breathes on through skin or mouth or lungs.

Caunes-Minervois

Swifts squadron the sky from early light.
All day they gorge on the wing, resting
only for seconds on the cream-stone sills
of tight-packed village houses.

They catch their breath quick, quickly
under orange-lichened pantiles and are off.
It’s a wonder their small hearts, their lungs
can cope with such long sorties.

There’s never a hint of wheeze
in this warmth and my chest expands
when I can take in the heady scent
of star jasmine. It’s good

there are men in their potagers,
chivalrous enough to cut a stem of roses –
doubles, old-fashioned, and perfumed
to fill my breath with healing.

Biography


Kate Noakes lives in Bristol and has a PhD from the University of Reading. Her new book (her ninth full collection), Sublime Lungs, is published by Two Rivers Press in April 2026. Bog Queens, a pamphlet from Green Bottle Press, is going to be published in June this year.


 She was elected to the Welsh Academy in 2011. Her content rich website, Boomslang Poetry, is archived by the National Library of Wales. Kate’s first non-fiction title is Real Hay-on-Wye (2022, Seren).


During six years in Paris, she was founding president of Paris Lit Up. Kate acted as a trustee for London literature development agency, Spread the Word, between 2018 and 2022 and she is one third of Bristol poetry performance group, Braid. She programmes the poetry events for the Clifton Literature Festival.

For Easter, try egg blowing – guest poet

Here is a sample poem by our April guest poet Kate Noakes. The poem is from her new collection Sublime Lungs, which will be published by Two Rivers Press on 21 April. This is her ninth full collection. More poems after Easter.

Kate will read at the Cheltenham Poetry Festival on 14 April. There is an online launch on 24 April. You can find the schedule of online and live launches on Kate’s website

Kate Noakes Breath of Fire

For Easter, try egg blowing

David Attenborough stood on an ostrich egg
to demonstrate its strength once.
‘The toughest egg in the world,’ he said.
He may even have jumped on it for emphasis.

Of course, no-one had drilled it and sapped its yolk
with mega-breaths and an extra-thick straw,
which is how it withstood his weight, unlike
the three souvenirs we bought in Oudtshorn,
their weakness apparent under failing coving.

They smithereened the carpet and needed
hand picking, the hoover’s inhalations proved weak.
We’d have been better off buying feather dusters
from the hawker pitched outside the super-market.
They’d have been easier to carry home.

Riddles – writing prompt


Most of January I was on Lanzarote. I was unwell, so I spent much of my time reading in the Piano Bar of the hotel. Here is a view from the balcony. In the distance is Fuerteventura.

I also forgot about posting the answers to Vasko Popa’s riddles which I posted in December. The riddles are from his collection The Golden Apple, 2010. It’s a round of stories, songs, spells, proverbs & riddles that Popa himself selected from various anthologies of Serbo-Croatian folk literature. Here are the riddles and their answers, followed by another riddle.


Riddles

  1. In one room both bone and flesh grow.
  2. I stretched a gold thread through the wide world and wound it up into a walnut shell.
  3. I shake a tree here, but the fruit falls half an hour away

Answers


1 Egg
2 Eyesight
3 The sound of a bell

    Photo
Photo credit: stevepb via Pixabay

Riddle


With an iron key
I open a green fortress
And drive out the black cattle