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Notional Ekphrasis – writing prompt

credit: Nathanjhilton via Pexels – The Lowry, Salford, UK

I’ve just booked a workshop that Cath Drake has organised. She gets top-notch poets and authors. Paul Hetherington is a distinguished scholar and poet. He has published 19 full-length collections of poetry and prose poetry. He has won or been nominated for over 50 national and international awards and competitions.

I have done Zoom workshops with Paul before and am excited at the chance to experiment more with what John Holland calls ‘notional ekphrasis’ – poetry describing artwork that ‘doesn’t exist except in poetry’s own fiction’. Some famous writing, of course, describes art that doesn’t exist, as in Keats’ Ode on a Grecian Urn and Homer’s account of Achilles’ shield in the Iliad.

Here is an early example I wrote. It was commended in the 14th Ware Open Poetry Competition, 2012, and published in the anthology.

credit: Couleur, via Pixabay

Still casting a shadow

Two unused scratch cards, with the faintest whiff of orange. Found on the floor of the Lowry, Salford after a performance of The Love for Three Oranges by Opera North.
Purchased on eBay and donated by J Smith Esq.

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Patina and Pathos. Today’s lecture has been cancelled due (rest of notice torn off)

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Scale drawings and recipe for three-tiered wedding cake: SEX, three wedding cakes in the shape of capital letters S, E and X, with red, white and blue marzipan. Decorated with 24 small edible doves and placed in a French sleigh bed made of walnut.

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Spot the difference competition. Place your feet on the white X on the gallery floor for the best vantage point. Spot the differences between the wax model of an attendant and the live guard (seated). Put your form in the box.

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Bronze box, still casting a shadow, with burnished lid, bronze hinges and clasp, key missing. Age of box indeterminate, size varies daily depending on the swelling and shrinking of contents.

own photo: Anthony Gormley, Ground, exhibition Voorlinden Museum, Wassenaar, 2022.

Writing prompt

1)

You may already have an idea, or even an object in mind. Or you may want to start with some notes or a drawing.

If you’re not sure, you could start with a specific museum as I did, or you can create one.

What does your notional gallery, museum look like? Is it a permanent or temporary building? Is there a garden or roof terrace which displays art?

What is the location: a city or town (real or imagined), or out in nature – dunes, a national park?

Will your work be public art – in or by a well-known building?

What is the ‘notional’ work? Is it a painting, sculpture, drawing, photograph, mixed media, collage, video, made of fabric or knitted?

Is it a single piece or is it composed of hundreds or thousands of items?

Are sounds involved, scent, or movement?

Perhaps, the notional work is out in nature, made of objects found, like in Andy Goldsworthy’s work?

Is the work interactive in some way? Perhaps, you’re there (like Marina Abramović) interacting with visitors?

2)

Is there a form that suits your imagined artwork? Fragments, like my prose poem? In stanzas, as a prose poem, or a concrete poem that uses the shape of your object?

This poem is the souvenir I failed to buy – guest poet


It’s a pleasure to introduce our August guest poet Stuart Handysides. We met years ago on a poetry workshop. At that time Stuart was still working as a GP. His poems have been widely published. For 11 years Stuart ran the annual Ware Poets competition. At the end of the post you’ll find his biography.


Here are four poems from the last one picked, Stuart’s debut collection which was a winner of the Indigo-First Poetry Prize 2024 and published last year. Fellow poet Matthew Paul reviewed the book on Substack.

Sinner, brought up short

Allowed, just once, to sit elsewhere in church;
not midway back with Mum, the usual place,
but at the front, next to a special friend
— we were, I think, no more than six years old

— proximity to Father guarantee
that I would never dare to misbehave.
But suffering the slow, long, quiet time
I itched to wriggle, talk, to make her laugh.

The shock, the shame, to hear my name — one word
deep and calm, punctuating his sermon
— my small, hot, red face believing all eyes
forever on me, unforgiving.

Disgrace

You vanished into space I’d never seen
– on my behalf – you needed darkness
while you rolled me up a film.

I took the door’s key out to peep.
You shouted – in alarm – and I was scared.
And in my haste I must have turned the lock.

You thought that I had played a prank.
I fled, you hammered on the door
to be released. I sensed your held-in rage.

I never got the film and never saw
your darkroom, never dared to ask to see
your den of alchemy, despite the lure

of dishes, timers, paper, negatives
of images that magically appeared
enlarged and focused under dim red light.

This poem is the souvenir I failed to buy

Within the list of things I might regret
this shouldn’t even figure, but it does.
We’re hanging out in San Francisco when
perhaps too close to dinner time I drag
them into City Lights, explaining how
it isn’t just a bookshop, more a shrine.
And, to be fair, they play along
although I sense they’d rather be elsewhere.

But, having thumbed through Howl and On the Road,
A Coney Island of the Mind,
it all becomes too much. I leave the books
unbought, as if there’d be another time.

Winter morning, unbroken

The only light a moon that’s almost full
seen through a naked tree and soon to set,
a cold green glow from the cooker’s clock,
the kettle filled by feel — to turn on light
would break the spell of undone night.

Frost twinkles on a pitched wood roof
above a sprinkled pile of bird seed
where later pigeons, unprepared, will slide,
regain their poise, attempt to look unruffled,
somehow flap inside to feed.

The kettle boils, the tea is poured,
I flee the chill ceramic tiles
and take it back to bed.

Biography


Stuart Handysides grew up in the Midlands but lived in London and the South East for many years. He began writing as a general practitioner, continued while working as an editor of medical publications, and started writing poetry. Stuart’s poems have appeared in magazines, such as Acumen, the North, the French Literary Review, Poetry Salzburg Review and the Frogmore Papers. He has had success in competitions, and his play Gleaming for an Instant was performed online in 2020.

Theo Jansen – Strandbeesten


If you repeat the word ‘wind’ often enough it will start blowing. (Theo Jansen)


I took this photo three years ago when one of the Strandbeesten was on display at Lange Voorhout, one of the oldest streets in the Hague. You can see the linden trees (Tilia) which were planted in the early 16th century.


https://www.strandbeest.com/


On his website, Theo Jansen explains how the Strandbeesten came to be. In short videos he describes the development of the neural system, leg system and waterfeeler system – essential for survival on the beach.


The main component is cheap yellow PVC tubing (around 2,000 to 3,000 metres per animal) with tie clips and empty PET bottles. An animal weighs around 180 kg. Jansen would prefer to use bamboo (more ecological) but this would not survive on the beach.


A diagram shows the evolution and family tree since the ‘Pregluton’ phase of 1989. In the winter Jansen works on developing the next generation which is tested on the beach the following summer. That species of Strandbeest is then declared extinct.

Source: This is The Hague 2026


People pay to be on Scheveningen beach (north of the pier) when Jansen tests the new animal, and the 2026 sessions filled quickly. Here are some videos instead:

Imagine 5 Gallery – Fantastic beasts brought to life by the wind


Jansen gives a brief explanation as a number of Strandbeesten are about to be exhibited in the Kunstmusuem (2022).

The Journal of Imaginary Research


Once, a long time ago, I was an academic psychologist. The Journal of Imaginary Research publishes short works of fiction in the academic genre of the Research Abstract. A poet friend and academic mentioned the journal to me last year.

I was chuffed the editors accepted my piece of imaginary research for issue 11 (2026) which has ‘Shrinkage’ as its theme. There are 58 fascinating abstracts from a range of disciplines. The issue is free to download here.


I also had great fun composing the biography. My alter ego is Dr Melody Rowe.

The impact of childhood belief on adult ability to shrink objects

Photo credit Shutterstock 119440741

Abstract

The Netherlands is one of the most densely populated countries in the world. Its inhabitants are taking up more space (obesity). Tiny houses are becoming more popular. It might be beneficial if other objects could be shrunk too (Bottema, 2020).

Most Dutch adults have experienced seeing white horses during December: St Nikolaas uses a white horse for transport. His horse needs to reduce in size rapidly to descend chimneys and leave presents by the fireplace.

It was hypothesized that adults who lost their belief in St Nikolaas at an early age would either be unable to shrink their hobby horse, or take significantly longer to do so, compared with those who held on to their belief longer. Parameters for ‘early’ and ‘late’ loss were established across gender and age. Participants were allocated to groups accordingly. They were presented with a sequence of visual stimuli (images of white horses in different settings) and then instructed to shrink their hobby horse until it fitted within the confidence interval. In countries where Father Christmas and reindeer are significant seasonal characters, the principle of generalization predicts similar results.

Biography

Dr Melody Rowe is a very cross cultural psychologist with a PhD in the luminosity of liminal and ‘thin’ places. They are the Niobe Professor at the University of Tuonela where they continue to conduct ground-breaking research in the oral transmission of swan songs and the impact of trans-generational inheritance of boundary markers. They are Visiting Professor at the University of the Styx where they oversee post-doctoral research. They have published widely in their chosen field and are the author of the best-selling guide Love or leave a liminal place (Nemo T Press, 2016) which was translated into 14 languages.

Forgetfulness – guest poet Ian Seed

Photo credit: Jonathan Bean, Lancaster Litfest


I am delighted to introduce our June guest poet Ian Seed. We met on a writing course where Ian was the guest reader on the 9th of December 2019. I know the exact date because I bought a copy of his translation of The Thief of Talant by Pierre Reverdy and Ian wrote a dedication for me ‘sometimes it’s nice to be a stranger’.


You’ll find Ian’s biography below the four poems. These are from his recent collection Forgetfulness, ‘tragicomic navigation of different forms of loss’. It is beautifully produced by Shearsman Books. Caroline Bird writes: “Ian Seed allows us to ‘stay inside the asking’’, inside a dream half-dreamt, a loss mid-grieved. His elegies expand like half-lit corridors, leading to new selves – or old selves we have forgotten, their ‘cigarettes glowing in the oncoming evening’.”


The collection is in four sections. Section 1 opens with Scattering my Mother’s Ashes – a sequence of nine prose poems. This is followed by the title poem Forgetfulness. Section 2 includes the numbered sequence Jugglers and poems laid out in stanzas, like Unscripted. Section 3 has 20 prose poems of varying length. I found it very hard to choose, but here are Pastoral and Relations.

Forgetfulness

Walking up the mountain, I see my mother sitting on the café terrace of her new care home. She’s looking remarkably young – her hair’s been dyed its old dark colour and someone must have applied a lotion to make her skin all smooth again. Yet she still has that look in her eyes of not knowing where she is anymore. I doubt she will recognise me, but she greets me by name. I tell her I’m on my way to meet a friend at the top of the mountain – I can’t stop for long. She nods, though I’m not sure she’s understood. Deep down we both know she’s no longer alive, but neither of us can bring ourselves to say so.

Unscripted

A heavy snow. The film eyes
of a stranger. This street is absent
from the story of the city

which I cannot recognise, though
my body’s memory can read
its twists and turns, its lines

broken through movement. The shape
of this snowflake resists
the tyranny of completion. I

is the space of the abandoned
intersection, the recorder motionless
for the first time.

Pastoral
after Max Jacob

The three soldiers in their red uniforms were sitting on the river bank, their long rifles laid to rest on the grass. ‘Soldiers are not handsome in themselves, except they can make themselves look as if they are,’ I declared from my perch on a fallen tree trunk nearby. ‘People may say that beard is ugly, but that’s only because it happens not to be in fashion at a particular time.’ I looked at one of the young soldiers – slim, dark hair, blue eyes, whose name I gathered from their conversation I’d listened to earlier was Tom – and went on: ‘But there are some soldiers who are extraordinarily handsome whatever they wear, whatever the fashion.’ I looked at the other two soldiers. ‘And you too can make yourselves handsome with just a few changes. As for me, I’m out of the game now.’

Relations

My grandfather, who had committed suicide, was in an old-fashioned train compartment with me, lying in my arms. I remembered the softness of his woollen suit from my teenage years. He was just as lost as he had been back then after my grandmother died. He was comforted by my holding him, but not sure who either of us was.

Biography

Ian Seed’s recent publications include Forgetfulness (Shearsman, 2026), My Outsize Hank Williams Cowboy Hat, with artwork by Lupo Sol (Sacred Parasite, 2025), The Dice Cup, from the French of Max Jacob (Wakefield, 2023), The River Which Sleep Has Told Me, from the Italian of Ivano Fermini (Fortnightly Review Odd Volumes, 2022), and New York Hotel (Shearsman, 2018), a TLS Book of the Year. To find out more, go to www.ianseed.co.uk

Birthday Party – poem

Today is the birthday of my friend Kathleen Kummer. After several falls, she is now very frail and housebound.

Kathleen and I met on a writing week with the poet Lawrence Sail at the beginning of the century. She had lived and worked in the Netherlands. We became friends. I visited her in Dorchester and in Devon where she moved, aged 79, to be nearer her two daughters.

Kathleen had a body of work when she moved to Devon, and sent a manuscript to Alwyn Marriage at Oversteps Books. They published her debut collection Living below sea level (2012).

I am deeply grateful to Kathleen for our friendship and our poetry connection. Today I’m posting her poem Birthday Party, showing her empathy and eye for telling detail.

Birthday Party

It’s his fortieth birthday. He’s sitting alone. He seems
neither man, not child, nor anything in between.
When he opens his presents, he’s all of these at once,
and happy. (‘What shall I give him?’ ‘Anything’, they’d said.)

Somehow, he’d made it plain he wanted a fish
on his cake. So on top, a flatfish. It looks like a fossil,
all its bones impressed on the green marzipan. A frieze
of stiff, blue icing ripples round the base.

A family group over there on the leather settee
talks about children at college and moving house.
He gazes through and beyond them, remote as those heads
on Easter Island, but jumps up to blow out his candles.

He’s given a card which reads Happy 30th! (‘He won’t know,
don’t worry.’) His hair is receding – he’s beginning to look like
his father, who tomorrow will take him back to the Home
where he has his bedroom and bathroom en suite. (‘Very smart!’).

For Easter, try egg blowing – guest poet

Here is a sample poem by our April guest poet Kate Noakes. The poem is from her new collection Sublime Lungs, which will be published by Two Rivers Press on 21 April. This is her ninth full collection. More poems after Easter.

Kate will read at the Cheltenham Poetry Festival on 14 April. There is an online launch on 24 April. You can find the schedule of online and live launches on Kate’s website

Kate Noakes Breath of Fire

For Easter, try egg blowing

David Attenborough stood on an ostrich egg
to demonstrate its strength once.
‘The toughest egg in the world,’ he said.
He may even have jumped on it for emphasis.

Of course, no-one had drilled it and sapped its yolk
with mega-breaths and an extra-thick straw,
which is how it withstood his weight, unlike
the three souvenirs we bought in Oudtshorn,
their weakness apparent under failing coving.

They smithereened the carpet and needed
hand picking, the hoover’s inhalations proved weak.
We’d have been better off buying feather dusters
from the hawker pitched outside the super-market.
They’d have been easier to carry home.

Having the last word – guest poet

credit: Monika1607 via Piaxabay


Cliff Yates was our guest poet last November. You can read the poems here. As I was going through his New & Selected Poems (The Poetry Business, 2023) to select a set, I came across the poem below.


It’s even sweeter on Valentine’s Day…

from Another Last Word

EXPENSIVE CHOCOLATE

There are eight pieces. She has two
and gives me one. ‘Confiscate this,’
she says, handing over the rest.
‘Hide it, or I’ll be tempted when you’re out.’
When I get back, the drawer’s open,
there’s one piece left, and a note
on a scrap of paper: NOT VERY WELL HIDDEN.

CLEARING UP

She’s cooking Sunday lunch and I’m clearing up.
‘It’s ridiculous,’ I said, ‘you spend time
getting things out of cupboards
and I spend time putting them back in.’
‘Not enough time in my opinion.’

BIRTHDAY

‘You’re being nice,’ she says, ‘you’ll be running
out of steam soon. You’ve been nice
since 7 o’clock, that’s 3 hours, 10 minutes.’

DANCE

‘It’s great the way we dance around each other,’
I said, ‘when we’re getting the meal on.’
‘We only do that because you get in the way.’

SATSUMA

‘I can’t be bothered with this satsuma.’
‘Give it here,’ she says. ‘Can’t peel a satsuma,
can’t peel an egg. We’ve been married how many years,
and I’ve made no progress with you whatsoever.’

WRITING

‘I had to work on that one,’ I said, ‘because
you didn’t actually say that. I am in fact
writing these poems.’ ‘That’s what you think.’

ENTERTAINING

‘Some of these make me sound terrible,’
she says. ‘It’s because you find me so entertaining.
It makes me worse when you start laughing.’

LUNCH

‘Apart from the salad and potatoes,’
I said, ‘what did we have for lunch?’
‘If you can’t remember what we had for lunch
I feel sorry for you.’

GETTING IT RIGHT

‘I’ll get it right one day.’ ‘I doubt it,’ she says.
I laugh. ‘It’s not funny really, is it?’
‘No,’ she says, ‘but at least you’re hopeful.’

PHILOSOPHY

‘You’re too hard on yourself,’ she says,
‘when I wake up I just want a cup of tea
and then I want to be entertained by life.’

FISH

‘What we need is a special pan for fish
and a fish spatula.’ ‘No,’ she says,
‘what we need is for you to eat fish.’

COLOURING PENCILS

She’s at the kitchen table, going at it
with her new colouring pencils.
‘I had some when I was little,’ she says,
‘but I was never let loose. It was always
What’s THAT supposed to be? or Where’s the SKY?

Photo credit: Andrew Taylor

Biography

Cliff Yates was born in Birmingham and has been publishing poetry since the 1980s. His New & Selected Poems (Smith/Doorstop, 2023) brings together work from various collections including Henry’s Clock  (Fenton Aldeburgh First Collection Prize; Poetry Business Book & Pamphlet Competition), Frank Freeman’s Dancing School (Arts Council England Writers Award) and Jam (ACE Grant for the Arts). He taught English at Maharishi School in Skelmersdale and wrote Jumpstart Poetry in the Secondary School during his time as Poetry Society poet-in-residence, following the success of his students in poetry competitions. He has led courses for, among others, the Arvon Foundation and the British Council. Read more on his site here

Day Breaks as a Petrol Station – guest poet

photo credit: Andrew Taylor

It’s a great pleasure to introduce this month’s guest poet Cliff Yates. I met him on an excellent online workshop he ran for the Poetry Business. They published his New & Selected Poems, which brings together poems from five earlier publications – over thirty years of ‘inimitable’ work. Poignancy, economy, humour, a touch of the surreal…

You can find Cliff’s biography and the link to his website below the poems.

Day Breaks as a Petrol Station

Day breaks deliberate as a petrol station
newspapers and expensive flowers
but you’re tired of vacuum-packed sandwiches
and sordid headlines.

On the 15.07 out of Deansgate
she’s reading The Holy Sinner.
The dog opposite smiles
through its muzzle.
Coffee, or maybe something’s on fire
we do appear to be speeding
unless we’re stationary and the landscape’s
rattling past. ‘It’s been a good day,’
she says, ‘it makes up for yesterday.’
‘Why, what happened yesterday?’

Days without rain and suddenly it rains.
Another country, your body’s not your own.
You want to go for a walk. In this?

He threw a stick for the dog in Habberley Valley
the tattoo flew from his arms
landed in the bracken like leaves.

Dog

So many places closed: the off-licence,
the butcher, the corner shop, even
the telephone box screwed shut.
Dog had come a long way, and now what?

The cherry blossom, he noted,
looking up for once from the pavement,
was particularly stunning this year,
maybe it was the same every year

but noticing it, his heart was lifted
and he decided not to be disappointed.
The journey had been arduous, the future
was uncertain, but there is more to life,

he reflected, cocking his leg against the letter box,
than a bowl of fruit on a table.

The Lesson

The nun points out the ones to watch:
the boy in the corner, the girl at the back.
In this class it’s the boy in the middle
who thinks he’s a cat.

Outside, workmen are felling trees.
A bird’s nest tumbles in through the window,
lands on a desk. Inside the nest, a baby bird.
It’s okay it’s okay, the children say,
Brian will know what to do.

The boy who thinks he’s a cat
gathers the bird and, holding it
at arm’s length in the cup of his hands,
heads for the door, the nun behind him
between the silent rows of children
and the bird, as if on cue, lifts up its beak and sings.

Lighthouse

The lighthouse flickers at the end of the pier.
We watch it in our red pyjamas.
Actually, neither of us are wearing red pyjamas.
You’re wearing my blue shirt.

The lighthouse flickers at the end of the pier.
It’s the only thing we can be sure of.
Everything’s uncertain
since you set alight my record collection.

I’m trying to work out an appropriate reaction,
rearranging things in my head to eliminate
all memory of the record collection.
The lighthouse flickers on and off.

Actually it doesn’t, you point out, it just appears to.
You look amazing in my blue shirt.
I haven’t words to describe how good you look
in the light from the lighthouse. Now you’re here

now you’re not. Maybe I should burn
something of yours, you suggest.
Your voice leaves me in the dark.
It doesn’t sound like you when I can’t see you.

Cliff Yates was born in Birmingham and has been publishing poetry since the 1980s. His New & Selected Poems (Smith/Doorstop, 2023) brings together work from various collections including Henry’s Clock  (Fenton Aldeburgh First Collection Prize; Poetry Business Book & Pamphlet Competition), Frank Freeman’s Dancing School (Arts Council England Writers Award) and Jam (ACE Grant for the Arts). He taught English at Maharishi School in Skelmersdale and wrote Jumpstart Poetry in the Secondary School during his time as Poetry Society poet-in-residence, following the success of his students in poetry competitions. He has led courses for, among others, the Arvon Foundation and the British Council.

Cliff’s site: https://cliffyates.wordpress.com/

Books – Unread & Banned

Last year I wrote about the ‘Ongelezen Boeken Club’ (Unread Books Club), a new venture where libraries promoted books on the ‘null list’ – books that have never been taken out.

This year, the ‘Nationale Ongelezen Boekendag’ (National Day of Unread Books) coincides with another new initiative: De Week van het Verboden Boek (The Week of Forbidden Books). Bookshops and libraries throughout the country are showcasing books that have been or are still censored.

On Wikipedia, you can find an article on book censorship, a list of banned books and the main list of books banned by governments. This starts with the Bible and Albania and ends with Yugoslavia.

If I counted correctly: 66 countries. ‘Almost every country places some restrictions on what may be published, although the emphasis and the degree of control differ from country to country and at different periods.’

Wikipedia lists 66 books that have been or are currently banned in India. A small number, relatively speaking. The earliest is a Gujarati translation of Mahatma Gandhi’s book Hind Swaraj. This was banned by the British Authorities in 1909. In August 2025, the Indian Home Department banned 25 books for ‘propagating false narrative and secessionism in Jammu and Kashmir.’

Here in The Netherlands, there is only one book officially banned: Adolf Hitler’s Mein Kampf (1924). In 2014, a bookshop owner in Amsterdam was found to stock and sell the book. There was no prosecution.

However, training for new staff in bookshops routinely includes how to deal with aggressive customers. Library staff find returned books with pages torn out. A Dutch survey last year found that (1 in 7) authors had to deal with aggression, threats, intimidation – much of it online.

Here is the cover of Lale Gul’s debut published in 2021, when she was 23. It’s an autobiographical account of growing up in a strict Islamic family. It became a bestseller and was translated, but Lale has since been in hiding.

If Tallinn is on your bucket list, you can visit the Banned Books Museum while you’re there!

Photo credit: Fuzheado